In These Words

The Woman

{I read this on the internet early Monday morning}
Any by no means do I have theological background, so take this with a light heart...

When God created the woman he was working late on the 6th day......

An angel came by and asked, "why spend so much time on her?"

The Lord answered..."Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?" 

She must function on all kinds of situations.

She must be able to embrace several kids at the same time.

Have a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart. 

She must do all this with only two hands.

She cures herself when sick and can work 18 hours a day.

The angel was impressed "Just two hands...impossible!"

"And this is the standard model?"

The angel came closer and touched the woman.."You have made her so soft Lord".

"She is soft", said the Lord.

"But I have made her strong.  You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome"

"Can she think?" The angel asked....

The Lord answered. "Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate".

The angel touched her cheeks....

"Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her"...

"She is not leaking...it is a tear" The Lord corrected the angel..."What's it for?" Asked the angel..

The Lord said.."Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride."....This made a big impression on the angel.

"Lord, you are genius. You thought of everything." 

"A woman is indeed marvelous."

The Lord said, "Indeed she is."

She has strength that amazes a man.

She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens. 

She holds happiness, love and opinions.

She smiles when she feels likes screaming.

She sings when she feels like crying, cries when happy and laughs when afraid.

She fights for what she believes in.

Her love is unconditional.

Her heart is broken when a next-of-kin or a friend dies but she finds strength to get on with life.

The angel asked "So she is a perfect being?"

The Lord replied, no....She has one drawback....

"She often forgets what she is worth."

I found this fitting after a weekend filled with marchers.  With believers.  With strong women that have their own beliefs.  Who work their asses off because they don't rely on a man to provide.  Who have a voice. Who should have rights to their own body. 

Be grateful for your strength girlfriends...mothers...daughters, sisters and grandmothers....
If it weren't for us..none of this would matter.

Be PROUD!

To all the strong women out there, CHEERS!

To the women that get up every day to work hard, CHEERS!

To the mama's standing bedside to a sick child, HUGS!

Applaud yourself mama's!

And.....

Keep on swimming......



Found out today Kali is graduating this year! Big fat BOOM to the younger by 4 years Lisa whom bawled her eyes out leaving her at campus and would drive out after work to take cough drops.  LOLLLLZZZZZ!!!
Watch out world, she's gonna finally get in the ring and really see where the true meaning of a dollar comes from- LOL!  
Maybelline you might have yourself a new customer, say wha?  
Also I know a girl who's name rhymes with schmali with brown hair who got her 12th parking ticket last week. She's rad like that. No time to download apps for parking rules at campus...
Lesson learnt one year at a time...Right schmali?

All the LOLZZZZ


Werk it girl, werk itttttt.....you have 30 days, you don't want that sucker to double. 

ROARRRRRRRRRRR........................

This Mama Lisa